A practice run in the spring yielded Brown Sugar Ice Cream with Candied Walnuts. I'm afraid I've peaked too soon, because that one was decidedly delicious. Seriously good stuff. A-.
On this, the hottest, muggiest day of the final summer before the Mayans have us call it quits, I finished up a decidedly mediocre effort. So why not waste time and avoid real responsibilities by telling you all about it? You're so welcome.
Blueberry and Bittersweet Chocolate Ice Cream
Things started well enough. I had scads of blueberries, a few blackberries. The recipe had me cook those down with some orange zest (to be removed later; don't panic about the big strips of zest), some sugar, a little water. Puréed it (one day I will remember that hot things in the blender explode); delicious.
I realized I would have a perfectly creamy, smooth blueberry ice cream. I hate perfectly creamy, smooth ice creams. Give me something to chew (my texture issues are legend). A quick plea on Facebook yielded helpful suggestions: shortbread, cake, pretzels, chocolate, even blueberries (from one of my more avant-garde friends). I chose dried blueberries (the organic ones from Whole Foods are $22.95 per pound; I was disappointed not to receive an accompanying adoption certificate) and shaved bittersweet chocolate.
Fine, fine, fine. What I learned with today's ice cream adventure is that I know how to make ice cream, and that reading recipes is only going to lead me astray. Here's out it plays out: I want to make X kind of Food Item. I know how to make it, but want a new flavor combination. I troll through some cookbooks or epicurious.com* and find some promising suggestions. Instead of taking the suggestions and incorporating them into my plan, I
There you have it: Blueberry and Bittersweet Chocolate Ice Cream. C+. Get it while it's hot. Seriously—I'm walking down the block for gelato.
*I've probably mentioned this before, but it's worth repeating if you're a newbie: the only real reason to visit epicurious.com is to skim the reader comments. They usually go something like this: "I was out of celery salt so substituted hot fudge. Delish!" or "I wanted to try this recipe for Chicken Divan but my family hates chicken and divan. I made salmon stew instead. No one could tell the difference!"
There's a Venn diagram containing Asperger's, OCD, and neurological abnormalities. "Texture issues" is right there in the middle of the overlapping circles.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't have had to tell the world about the Venn diagram thing if you'd found a way to include me in the ice cream evaluation project.
ReplyDeleteDeb, are you sure that the Venn diagram is really referring to ALL "texture issues"? Because while I can see that a texture issue making someone want everything to have chunks would be indicative of neurological abnormalities et al, I think that someone with a texture issue making them want most everything to be smooth and creamy, and especially not to have nuts in it unless it's a nut-based thing like pecan pie, is completely normal and only seeking out what is Good and Right in the universe.
ReplyDeleteScott, if you ate your ice cream from a cone, as nature intended, then you would like it smooth. Eating it from a dish just complicates things, as your experiment shows.
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